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Wednesday, 9 May 2012

The Criminal Life of Don Tony


On the street of Martin Sinistral
Lived a boy who was a small criminal
His name was Tony and was small in age
He wanted to become a Don and have his own image

He started doing petty crimes
Pick pocketed people and stole limes
Then he started looting stalls
Whether they be on the street or inside the shopping malls

He threatened people with a knife
Asked them for money in return for their life
He troubled everyone and made them cry
And in this way, his childhood days passed by

Years passed away
And he grew into a bigger criminal day by day
At the site of Hudson Bay
Don Tony started smuggling drugs filled inside clay

Of heroin and cocaine he had huge farms
He did all types of huge crimes and dealt in arms
His bank balance began to rise in crore and lakhs
He sold RDX and explosives in huge packs

There was now a suspicion among the FBI
So on Don Tony, they began to spy
In large numbers men he used to train
Who smuggled goods to France, Italy and Spain

One day he decided to destroy a plane
As soon as he entered it, he became insane
With his revolver he killed the pilot 
And quickly planted a time bomb in the toilet

With his AK-47 he threatened people to shoot
In his bag he carried a parachute 
Then he jumped off the plane through the safety door
But soon realized that he had left his bag and parachute on the floor

Poor Tony thought he had made a foolish leap
Now he was falling onto a mountain which was steep
"Oh God!" was what Don Tony cried
And in this way the criminal died leaving his money aside



The Ballad of Superman


I am Superman and hence so strong 
Whatever I do people tell that I am wrong 
Though my superhero career was not too long 
I am a champ in the game of Ping-Pong 

Once upon a time 
I went to stop a crime 
I was in so much hurry 
That I couldn’t even finish my curry 

I went to the woods 
With bag full of goods 
There I saw a wild hog 
He fled away when I smashed him with a log 

In my journey I had to cross many lakes 
Whenever I felt hungry I ate rice cakes 
Once I saw a gang of thieves 
Who were wearing jackets with short sleeves 

Then I tried remember my aim 
That was to make the thieves lame 
I got scared when I saw their height 
That I got a bit frightened to fight 

Suddenly I got back my might 
And took a vow to never show them light 
Though their power level seemed to be high 
But I had an attitude of never say die 

All the thieves surrounded me in a bunch 
I came forward and gave each of them a punch 
I bashed all of them as if I was breaking bricks 
I proved my strength and defeated them with my kicks 

By winning the fight I proved that I am a superhero 
People gave me respect and stopped to call me a zero 
Thus this fight helped to gain back my fame 
I am the strongest and Superman's my name